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"Live from the Los Angeles county morgue, The Late Marilyn Monroe"

	Sid, my oldest son, was staying with my mom one weekend. And she was turning her calender over to August, it is one of the Marilyn Monroe the ones that are sold at Wal-Mart every year. Well Sid stops to look at it after he noticed that it had a new photo.

		NaNa asks "What?" "Is that Amanda" he repeated. "Your Mom?" NaNa said. "Yes" said Sid, "Is that her?" "No, that is Marilyn." "Who is that?" "Well, your mom looks like her sometimes" Sid turns back to the photo. "I've seen her with her hair like that. Are you sure that is not her?" "Well," NaNa started, "Have you ever seen your mom with clothes like that on before?" Sid looks very closely and replies: "Well, I know she has never had any shoes like that!"

			I love him so much.

	And she replied: "Dear, you do know thats a *bad thing?" The one comment I remember getting about my "looks" the most growing up was my "Beauty Mark". As long as I could remember someone has notice that I have the same signature mark. I got so upset about the regular comparison, that I scratch it off one day when I was about six! My mother was so afraid that I had "disfigured" my face! But to her joy, and my aggravation, it come back just the same as it was before. But few people ever notice is that it is on the opposite side of the face! When I was 8 years old, I woke up in the middle of the night to find my mom sitting in the living room watching a old "Marilyn" documentary. So I climb into her lap and saw the most beautiful woman I had even seen. The next day I gave my first performance as "Marilyn Monroe"! In a pink 70's prom dress and with neon blue plastic 80's "pumps", I danced around the kitchen while singing "Diamond Are A Girls Best Friend"! By the time I was 10, I had seen all her hit movies and could sing her most known songs. And I didn't stop with her movies. My mom would tape any documentary or movie based on her life. I knew all about the men in her life. Jim Baker, "Uncle" Joe, Johnny Hyde, Joe DiMaggio, Arthur Miller, John F. Kennedy, Bobby Kennedy... But most of all I knew that the one man she wanted in her life was her father, as did I. So many things in my life was so similar to things that haunted her in her life. And this is what made me fall in love with her. Down in Galveston, right off of the "Strand" is The Peanut Butter Warehouse. And on her lunch breaks, my mother would go and buy me Marilyn prints, lovely glossy photos of her to hang in my room. Once she got me the Marilyn paper doll book. It had a outfit from every movie she had ever done. I begged her to cut them out for me to play with. But she said that it wasn't really to play with, just to look at. But I begged her so much that she did. And I still have them put away some where. I would spend hours playing with my paper dolls, or laying in my bed looking at the beautiful glossy black and whites. One day my mom found a dress that looked just like Marilyn's in "7 Year Itch". And she spent the next few months trying to talk me into dress up as her for Halloween. But after seeing "Finding Graceland", I saw how Bridget Fonda looked nothing like her, but made a very convincing "Marilyn Monroe". So at the last minute I got up my nerve and went out with my mom. As she dragged me from contest to contest, I won one after another. And started a new "job" as a "Low Rent Marilyn"! I would dress up for birthday parties to sing "Happy Birthday". And waited tables at less then respectable night clubs. (Usually in my bare feet!) But I was a young mother with a little one to feed, and this was a fun way to pay the bills. I had a lot of fun being her for the night. I loved to come back into the club after I performed in my "every day" clothes, and no one know it was the same girl. I never did think I looked a lot like her. But I had always dream of being her, and knew how she moved, talked, and sang. And all of that together gave a real nice effect. Even with that terrible wig! But more so I think it was just the aura of "Marilyn" that people found so convincing. Just representing who she was and what she still means to people was all I really need to fill her dress. (Note about the wig: I joke that the more you look at the photos, the worst the wig gets over the years! This is mostly because the first time I dressed up of Marilyn it was so last minute that we had no time to find a good wig. I couldn't use my own hair because when my first child was a baby, I kept my hair shaved or very short. With a new baby and working, it was much easier that way! And at the last minute all we could find was one that was no longer in it's package and looked like it had been kick around the floor! I finally left that wig on the floor of the The Fabulous Satellite Lounge.) But I always felt like I was "nude" in her skin. I would spend the night trying to very nicely tell men to keep their hands to them self. Having to keep them from putting their hands where they shouldn't, stop them from looking up my dress or trying to kiss me. So, I became sick of it. And at the same time I thought how fcked up it was that her image was remember in this way. As if, by becoming her it was okay to act in this manner! This is how she is thought of? Just some dumb sex pot? Was this how she was treated? I knew she was much more than this. It always amazed me that someone so beautiful and talented could think so little of her self. And maybe this had a little to do with why. In 2001 I met Kali Verra and Johnny Ace. I signed on to the "1st Annual Kreepy Kustom & Kasket Kuties Show". Kali asked me if I would ever think of doing a "Dead" Marilyn... And I had for some time! But had never found the right "place" to do it. So, she was born! The love child of His Ruin, Wip Kitten Amanda and the Mad Doctors at Johnny Ace Studios! With the help of SeveredThreads "Dead Marilyn" sang "My Heart Belongs To My Deaddy" with a bloody hole in her chest and a bleeding heart in her hands. All proceeds of the show went to help abandon and abused animals. This Marilyn isn't to make fun of the late Ms. Monroe. I "killed" her to put the end to the "dumb sex pot". To "killed" the image that has been used to exploit her over and over again. I wanted to kill the "Hollywood" Marilyn. Thats what really killed her in life... Dead Marilyn is a one woman show, (With the help of a few friends!) And the can be booked for any undead event! *Wip Kitten Amanda works in and around the Houston, Texas area

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