Okay,
So…

A few days ago, I posted a blog were I said that I thought Joey Ramone was the hottest front man of any band ever.

(Just in case you missed it, here is the link.)

So I guess a few of ‘ya found that pretty weird, (Even for me), and even brought up my endless love for Mike Ness.

Yes, I love Mike Ness, but that doesn’t mean that I think he is “The Hottest Guy Ever”.

(Yes, I really did say that!)

So, I thought I would make a little list of who I thought was “Hot”:

(That way y’all can laugh even more at me!)

Joey Ramone - Yes, I think he is cuter than Mike Ness.

Crispin Glover - God, what I wouldn’t give to have him stalk me!

Gary Oldman - Always beautiful! No matter what movie roll he is in!

Jeremy Irons - “Lolita“, nuff said…

Jason Voorhees - I’m not even joking about this! I like my man: Tall, Dark and Homicidal. And he’s a “Mamma’s Boy”. Don’t laugh! Boys that love their mothers make the best boy friends.

Tim Roth - “Gridlock’d” & “Four Rooms” pretty much made me fall in love with him!

Vincent D’Onofrio - Yes, the chubby guy that freaks out in “Full Metal Jacket“.

Vincent Van Gogh - If he had sent me his ear, I would have married him.

Homer Simpson - Pretty much my ideal man. He is funny, has a good job, is always faithful, and I’ve kinda got a ‘thing’ for “Beer Bellies”.

Someone that I DO NOT find attractive:

Johnny Depp - Ugh, I’m so sick of everyone going on about how “Sexy” he is. Sure, he is a bad ass actor… BUT… He need to take a shower, shave, and eat something!